Out of Office Reply’s I’m Destined to use…..

20 Feb

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was actually in, chances are most likely that you would not have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our Senior Management Team.

4. Sorry, but I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. Notice!! The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

(The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.

You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me.

Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘David’

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9 Responses to “Out of Office Reply’s I’m Destined to use…..”

  1. Candy February 20, 2008 at 5:33 pm #

    My boss would totally do either number 6, or number 8. You can’t put anything past a good lawyer.

  2. Suburban Mum February 20, 2008 at 7:09 pm #

    Love it! Really want to try number 6!

  3. thordora February 20, 2008 at 7:19 pm #

    I love number 1. “Be prepared for my mood”

    Actually, that should be my OOO all the time regardless.

  4. Nat February 20, 2008 at 8:10 pm #

    ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I absolutely LOVE it!

  5. thordora February 20, 2008 at 8:32 pm #

    A certain someone in Nashvegas sent it….. 🙂

  6. landismom February 20, 2008 at 9:46 pm #

    That? Is brilliant!

  7. radical mama February 20, 2008 at 10:08 pm #

    *snicker*

  8. Hannah February 21, 2008 at 10:05 am #

    Tee hee. Thanks for the chuckle.

  9. Julie Pippert February 21, 2008 at 12:48 pm #

    LOL!

    All were funny but the circus one and the last one had me snorting out loud.

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