Toy Review: Topsy Turvy

23 Sep

This is a review of the Topsy Turvy by Doc Johnson, provided for review for Eden Fantasy. If you choose to not know far more about my sex life than necessary, click here to learn something new and cool. Otherwise, read on.

Also, I’m eating candy corn while I write this, so if it gets really odd, blame the sugar. Not me.

For anyone who has read my prior reviews, you know I have a bit of a Goldilocks complex. It’s too big. Too small. Too boring. Too pokey. Too…something. I always have something to complain about, right?

Not this time. Sweet manna from heaven, not this time.

The Topsy Turvy is quite possibly my favorite sex toy thus far.

I love glass toys. I find them aesthetically pleasing, generally well made and fun to use. Cleaning wise I don’t need to worry about oodles of crevices or weird materials to care for. They’re beautiful to look at, making me sad when I have to relegate it to the drawer lest my small people start asking questions I’m just not ready to answer.

This toy is glass. I love this toy. LOVE IT.

Topsy Turvey

At a diameter of 1 1/2 inches, and with 6 1/4″ of insert-able length, I was skeptical. I generally prefer something with a little more girth. However, as I was oohing and ahhing, I decided to remain open minded and not decide I was going to be let down right off the bat.

There’s something just so right about glass toys. They are lovely, the glass warms so nicely and they are solid. Even without the girth, you can feel the heft inside. And as an anal toy…If I could fall in love with an inanimate object that wasn’t a book or a piece of music, I would fall in love with the Topsy Turvy. I look forward to playing with it, alone, virtually or with my partner.

And did I mention it’s pretty? It’s got this great little bend near the top which is supposed to make it so it will hit your g-spot. I have a love/hate relationship with that particular spot, but with an extra set of hands, anything is possible.

And considering the price of some glass toys, this one is moderately priced, and in my opinion, worth every cent. Thanks Eden Fantasys for carrying this. I’m in love.

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