Without the capacity to provide its own information, the mind drifts into randomness.

18 Feb

I’m annoyed, I’m pissy, I’m depressed and in a nutshell I’m trying to not go psychotic while working my last few weeks at a job, having to advise people on how to do my job and generally pretend I care. And I can’t stop eating, trying to quell some unnamed hungry I can’t quite nail down.

In short, I don’t really want to think about it, and would rather focus on other people at the moment.

 “They said, ‘you know, you’re a very pretty lady, I like your profile,’ ” said the victim. “You feel very flattered.”

Sigh. Tell me what part of the following sentence would make anyone on the internet over the past, oh I don’t know, ten years nervous: “The compliments and commitment kept coming from the false flame, who posed as a U.S. businessman who travelled to Nigeria to buy antiques. “

hmmmmm. I can’t quite put my finger on it.

“You think you’re smarter than (the crooks), but you’re not. It can happen to anyone,” she said.

Honey, you aren’t smarter than a fucking stump.

 

Kamila was trying her best to negotiate fashion’s highest heels — and a watering can filled with water (you can see it sloshing out onto the runway as she trips).

You’re a model. You have to wear these ridiculous outfits and try and walk in shoes that don’t even LOOK like shoes. And THEN you get some asshole news anchor who you make more than in one week than he does in a year snickering to the point that you KNOW he’s crying. And you know what? It’s not funny-it’s sad and kinda scary. Sure, they’re “models”, but their livelihood is linked to those tiny little ankles. Ass. (Some of the others-where the models are ok, are amusing)

Sigh

Dude makes 200 FALSE calls to 911. Do I see any mentions of a psych eval? No, but they were nice enough to arrest him. And seriously? It takes 200 calls!?!?! You couldn’t find him in all that time?

“You can imagine the time and effort it does require. It’s not something that we’re going to tolerate,” said police spokesman Const. Jason Michalyshen.

Yeah, that’s totally why he got away with it this much. Maybe I’ll go to Winterpeg and see what I can get away with.

 

um. Scary. kthxbai

And sorta awesome.

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And not only does Mickey Rourke creep me the hell out, but so does his weird attachment to his dogs, one of which is now dead. Let’s hope this love doesn’t run to taxidermy.

And we’re getting a snowstorm tomorrow. 

I’m still pissy. What’s new with you?

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3 Responses to “Without the capacity to provide its own information, the mind drifts into randomness.”

  1. Carin February 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm #

    Just don’t get real sick in Winterpeg, or you might get neglected like Brian Sinclair. That whole thing pisses me off every time I think about it.

  2. Hannah February 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm #

    Check out this link to “Business Time” from Flight of the Conchords – if this can’t make you laugh ruefully, something is seriously wrong and you need a beer, stat.

  3. bine February 21, 2009 at 8:11 am #

    your first link doesn’t work, but kamila’s fall almost had me in tears – of frustration, not laughter, just to be clear. makes me want to smack those news anchormen between the eyes.

    and 200 bogus calls to 911? geesh, can’t people just get a life? that guy should have to pay for all the responses he caused. and why he was released on a promise to appear even though he previously resisted arrest is beyond me.

    major pissiness days here too. my energy levels seem to have developed a connection to my bank account. the more i run out of money, the more i feel unable to do anything about it … i need work.

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