Dear Sir who searched for “My wife thinks I’m a total fucking asshole”

16 Jan

Now that things are back to normalish, the search hits are less “smother twitter mother” and more like “how to die quickly” or “biting my truant pen”.

Or “my wife is a  bitch” or my personal favorite “fucking bitch wife”

Gentleman, can we have a little chat here?

When a woman, specifically your wife, is being “a bitch”, it’s not scour the internet for other men who feel the same way and might reinforce your masculine idea time. It’s sit the fuck down, talk and LISTEN to your wife time. A woman doesn’t just wake up one day and decide to be a jerk-generally speaking, they’re led down that particular garden path by bad behaviour, by being ignored, minimized, ridiculed, or just generally made to feel like shit by you, the fucking jackass husband.

Yeah, you. I’m talking specifically to YOU. When is the last time you randomly did something special for her? No, don’t start prattling on about how she never does stuff for you-she does, and it’s called CLEAN NOT ITCHY TIGHTY WHITIES. When’s the last time you poured her a bath? Rubbed her back? Had a coffee with her and just talked like you did before, 5 or 10 or 20 years ago. When is the last time you told her she’s a good lover? When’s the last time you brought flowers or made a card or a cake just cause.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume never. Because women, and people in general, they want to be wooed. They want to know occasionally “I matter. I’m wanted. I’m needed.”  They need to know that you see them, as a person-not just as sex, or as a mother, or a meal ticket. But as a flesh and blood woman who wants nothing more than to see the man they fell in love with once again.

So many of us fall out of love for the simplest and stupidest of reasons. Because we can’t find it in ourselves to stop and simply be kind and good to each other, to stem the tide of anger and sadness with a little love, compassion and care.

Is she fuckin bitch wife? I doubt it. But if she is, perhaps it’s time YOU took a long hard look in the mirror and figure out what, if anything, you’re bringing to the partnership.

Because frankly, if you’re wasting your time searching for what you came here for, you’re obviously not doing the right things at home.

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49 Responses to “Dear Sir who searched for “My wife thinks I’m a total fucking asshole””

  1. nessa January 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm #

    *chuckle*

  2. Nicki January 16, 2009 at 2:47 pm #

    AMEN!

  3. Hannah January 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm #

    Well said.

    I do have to wonder at the mental capacity of a man who searches the internet for “my wife is a bitch”. Is he hoping for an email from Bill Gates saying “I’m sorry, that sucks?”

    Like, really *eye roll*

  4. thordora January 16, 2009 at 2:50 pm #

    I should set up a form email for each one. Snicker…

  5. Molly January 16, 2009 at 3:13 pm #

    Yeah, I just got “Dog Elephantitis” as one of my google search terms. It is such a freak show out there.

  6. mamasingstheblues January 16, 2009 at 5:55 pm #

    I LOVE this post!

  7. thordora January 16, 2009 at 6:05 pm #

    Why thank you. 🙂

  8. Eden January 16, 2009 at 6:09 pm #

    I’m going to subtly leave this up on the screen now…

  9. Sour Grapes January 16, 2009 at 6:25 pm #

    On the plus side, at least he doesn’t bring the cops calling.

  10. thordora January 16, 2009 at 7:05 pm #

    Eden, please let us know Hawk’s reaction when he’s sees it. 🙂

  11. Eden January 16, 2009 at 7:23 pm #

    Bleh — he went out to play D&D. Think you can add that to the list?

  12. Shana January 16, 2009 at 8:47 pm #

    Actually, how do you know a MAN searched for this term?

    It might have been a woman. It might very well have been someone like me (it wasn’t me in this case), who is sometimes worried about being overly bitchy to her hubby.

  13. thordora January 16, 2009 at 9:04 pm #

    I highly doubt a woman would search for “fucking bitch wife” or anything else in third person. And judging by comments left on the bipolar post-it’s men.

  14. patois January 16, 2009 at 9:18 pm #

    Okay, maybe it’s been done before, but I love the idea of you talking to the people searching for something — especially something like that.

  15. cooledskin January 17, 2009 at 1:10 pm #

    Haha. Commiseration. People search for stuff like taht all the time, searches like “Republicans are idiots,” or “Atheism is a religion,” etc. People like to have their beliefs, er, “ratified” by the Internet Council, I guess.
    It could also be a search for a Youtube video or something.

    Of course, it could also be angry husbands unwilling to face their own shortcomings in their relationships, true.

  16. bromac January 17, 2009 at 7:37 pm #

    Woomothefuckinhoo girl!

  17. heidi January 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm #

    Exactly.

  18. auralay January 20, 2009 at 8:03 pm #

    I’m not married, but GOD this was refreshing to read.
    Thanks for being so outspoken 🙂

  19. Rich January 26, 2009 at 8:04 pm #

    I have done all of those things suggeted above over the last 8 years. She is still a lazy, self-serving bitch. She won’t divorce me either, mainly because she has no where to go and has no friends. I am just going to leave MY OWN house and she can have it. Except she will loose it because why? Loser. Some women ya just can’t reach.

  20. Lala January 26, 2009 at 8:34 pm #

    I’m sorry Rich, sounds like you’re getting the shitty end of the stick.

  21. James January 27, 2009 at 8:08 pm #

    Well, while I didn’t search “F-n Bitch wife” I did search “when your wife is being a bitch” that said, I will take this time to bitch about my wife. 10 years together, and three kids, she now thinks she can just yell and scream at everyone like anyone’s business. I started voicing my concerns about it and I may as well hit my head against the wall. She doesn’t listen. My needs and concerns are dismissed, but she expects me to solve all the problems all the time, and if I make a decision, then I battered with comments of why didn’t you include me, or that isn’t the right way. So to sum things up before I bore you further, my wife is acting like a bitch, and I’m searching for a solution. To date the only solution is her way or the highway. If it were not for the kids I would choose the later.

  22. The Jack Ass January 27, 2009 at 11:49 pm #

    To the Bitch who wrote this site…
    So YOU KNOW EVERYTHING…
    Like calling the guys here a Jack Ass…
    For the record…
    Everything you stated in your comments, I did for her…
    I did for her with Joy…
    Buying her flowers just because, telling her how pretty she is, talking with her… sharing ideas, dreams, and you know wht… She still a bitch… A crazy bitch at that!
    Bottom line… She’s still a fuckin bitch…
    And she deserves every rotten day she gets in her miserable life.

  23. nessa January 28, 2009 at 12:24 am #

    Google is fun place, huh?

  24. Emma January 28, 2009 at 3:24 am #

    Nessa, I agree, Google is terribly fun. And wow, these comments are full of love, aren’t they? Jack Ass kind of reminds me of my elementary school guidance counselor. /chuckle

  25. thordora January 28, 2009 at 7:37 am #

    I for one cannot IMAGINE why his wife acts the way he does. He seems so sweet and kind. And obviously has such a fabulous life that he spends his time googling about what a bitch his wife is!

    Must be hard to be so wonderful. Sigh.

  26. nessa January 28, 2009 at 11:34 am #

    I just don’t understand why people google EVERYTHING. Have a relationship problem? By all means, research it. AT THE LIBRARY, where they have these things called BOOKS that can actually help you work on your issues if you are so inclined. See a therapist. Call your dad or your brother or best friend.

    Or…. troll the internet and insult random women who have nothing to do with you or your situation. Yeah, that’s a brilliant plan.

  27. Fuzzy February 2, 2009 at 10:39 pm #

    Well, imagine that you’re at your wits end trying to please your wife and you’re completely exasperated with her incessant griping. So you search the internet with the best description you can of what is happening…

    And you get shit on once again by some sexist blogger who doesn’t seem to be able to admit that just maybe they have a role in the situation.

    Ladies – we’ll tell you we love you and do nice things for you. Just give us a break every now and then.

  28. thordora February 2, 2009 at 10:43 pm #

    And again, we’re back at “IT’S ALL HER FAULT”

    That’s why you’re on the internet searching for my wife if a bitch? Srsly? Everyone has a role. I’m just sick of watching misogynistic men demean their wives this way.

    That little X in the corner is there for when widdle emo boys get their feelings hurt btw.

  29. Loser February 2, 2009 at 11:34 pm #

    Ahhh, my wife is a bitch!

  30. murdoc February 6, 2009 at 2:28 am #

    Well infact i try to do at least one thing a day for my wife that shows that i care. Yes woman can infact wake up and turn the bitch level up to ten, it doesn’t always take a guy to activate it.
    You said “I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume never. Because women, and people in general, they want to be wooed.” yeah your right it works both ways too. i’m so sick of women that expect to be held upon the highest pedestal and yet they can’t do the same in return. It takes 2 people to get a relationship right yet it only takes one to fuck it up…sometimes, just sometimes it’s not just the guys that are verbaly abusing their spouses and treating them like shit. although i would like to say thank you for proving my point by your crappy man-bashing post and extrevertd point of view.

  31. murdoc February 6, 2009 at 2:28 am #

    and yes she is a bitch.

  32. murdoc February 6, 2009 at 2:31 am #

    and YES, i didn’t use spell check.

  33. Branski February 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm #

    I recently suffered a serious bout of depressing. My wife’s advice? “Just snap out of it!”. She later wrote me a letter telling me that she doesn’t love me anymore. She also told me that if I had any thoughts of leaving, she would take all of my money and I would never see the kids again. Is my wife a bitch? You tell me.

    -bill

  34. Gabriel February 23, 2009 at 11:21 pm #

    To the woman who searched “asshole husband”

    Ladies, can we have a little chat here?

    When a man, specifically your husband, is being “an asshole”, it’s not scour the internet for other women who feel the same way and might reinforce your feminine idea time. It’s sit the fuck down, talk and LISTEN to your husband time. A man doesn’t just wake up one day and decide to be a jerk-generally speaking, he is led down that particular garden path by bad behaviour, by being ignored, minimized, ridiculed, or just generally made to feel like shit by you, the fucking jackass wife.

    Yeah, you. I’m talking specifically to YOU. When is the last time you randomly did something special for him? No, don’t start prattling on about how he never does stuff for you-he does, and it’s called Having a mowed lawn. When’s the last time you baked him a pie? Rubbed his shoulders? Had a coffee with him and just talked like you did before, 5 or 10 or 20 years ago. When is the last time you told him he’s a good lover? When’s the last time you rented his type of movie, or cooked his favorite dish, or sent the kids to your parents, just because?

    I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume never. Because men, and people in general, they want to be cared about. They want to know occasionally “I matter. I’m wanted. I’m needed.” They need to know that you see them, as a person-not just as sex, or as a father, or a piggy bank. But as a flesh and blood man who wants nothing more than to see the woman they fell in love with once again.

    So many of us fall out of love for the simplest and stupidest of reasons. Because we can’t find it in ourselves to stop and simply be kind and good to each other, to stem the tide of anger and sadness with a little love, compassion and care.

    Is he an asshole ? I doubt it. But if he is, perhaps it’s time YOU took a long hard look in the mirror and figure out what, if anything, you’re bringing to the partnership.

    Because frankly, if you’re wasting your time searching for what you came here for, you’re obviously not doing the right things at home.

  35. thordora February 24, 2009 at 7:46 am #

    That would be funny if I actually EVER got any hits for that search.

    Nope. Not a one. But plenty from men thinking that they can search on Google and magically turn their wives into some version of what THEY want.

    Everyone can be the asshole. I’m just constantly amused that husbands think searching for “my wife is a bitch/fucking bitch/fucking bitch wife” is the solution to their problems.

    Thanks for the giggle though.

    And please tell me that you’re now unlisted and not wasting your time with this on your government’s dime Cpl. Gabriel Brooks.

  36. Gabriel February 24, 2009 at 9:12 am #

    I’ve been out of the service for 4 years, but as hard as this may seem, people in the service are allowed free time, including use of internet service providers.
    (and I was promoted before I left the service)

    I doubt anyone thinks that searching something on the internet is the solution to their problems, but maybe a gateway to help in communicating with someone who has become selfish and no longer does their part.

  37. thordora February 24, 2009 at 11:38 am #

    The helicopter shots were cool. 🙂

    Indeed, there are better ways. Thinking of your wife, or spouse, as a bitch while trying to “solve” the problem likely isn’t the best way to go about it.

  38. rick February 26, 2009 at 12:50 am #

    Perhaps he is merely groping in very real, but discounted pain. Oblivous to any logic and not seeking answers or problem solving techniques as much as throwing harmless punches at phantoms who cannot feel the real power he can wield. A testament to strength is restraint. And for the record, some women are bitches, plain and simple. And some men are sensitive plain and simple.

  39. bobby March 9, 2009 at 7:01 pm #

    Uhhhh…. this is a rediculous piece of tripe. My wife IS a bitch, doesn’t respond to any attempt at active listening, encouragement, and isn’t interested in being left alone, either… so there!!! LOL!!!

  40. Anony March 20, 2009 at 1:59 pm #

    Hmm it’s interesting that you incapable of believing that a woman can act like what you say a man acts like. Well I have some news for you, there are men out there that do treat their women like they should and get shit on for it. So why don’t you step down from your fucking soap box and shut the hell up? You apparently have no idea what the real world is like. I have a wife that would sooner yell at me for helping then to get off her ass and do something. Ass…

  41. Dave March 23, 2009 at 4:39 pm #

    I should have search for “my wife is a cunt”. More suited to her anyhow.

  42. Out TheDoor March 24, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

    Nice pronouncement without any context, making wonderful generalizations. Searching on that phrase is done as a cathartic, and to validate feelings.

    I did everything you suggested and far, far beyond for my ex-wife. She insisted I was having multiple affairs (even with men!), with zero evidence and zero truth, but was happy to come to me for sex whenever SHE wanted. She called me a filthy beast and made me do my laundry in a separate machine in the garage, but was happy to let me cook dinner every night for her and the kids. She kicked me out of the bedroom and then woke me up on the couch repeatedly five nights a week, to yell at me about how evil I was and every rotten (imagined) thing I ever did. She never expressed appreciation for how I cared for the kids, for her, for our finances, for our 3,300 square foot house, or for all the hobbies she was able to start but never finished (including $10k in quilting equipment). I stayed for the kids, but finally realized they were getting a terrible example of a marriage. Now I’m the one with custody and am raising them in a loving, respectful family.

    If you want a man to be nice and loving, tell him you appreciate him (be very direct and specific). Ask directly and clearly for what you want. Make sure he understands that he’s your hero. Make love to him sometimes. Fuck him crazy sometimes. If you’re too tired, ask him for a back rub and let him work you up, or just tell him you’re too tired but want him later — and set a time. Guarantee you he will do ANYTHING for you if he feels appreciated, loved, cared for, and sexy in your eyes. You won’t have to ask him to take out the trash, do the dishes, or run an errand for you. If you do need to ask — because he can’t read your fucking mind — he’ll do gladly whatever it is.

    Quite making generalizations about men. Love yours the way HE wants to be loved, not your way. Then teach him to love you the way YOU want to be loved. Believe me, he will listen if you treat him how I suggest.

  43. asshole March 31, 2009 at 5:22 pm #

    that post was self adsorbed some pepole just wakeup one day and deside to be a bitch plane and simple so fuck you.

    • thordora March 31, 2009 at 6:09 pm #

      You know, it always makes my day when men continue to PROVE my point.

      and it’s PLAIN, not PLANE. A plane is that big thing with wings.

      • MacBetc April 9, 2009 at 11:03 pm #

        thordora,
        You are a fucking dumb bitch. And you deserve every day of your miserable fucking life!

  44. Mary Jane April 9, 2009 at 11:13 pm #

    An Idiot’s Guide to Beating Your Wife

    Picture this: It’s 5 o’clock and the whistle blows. Time to go home. You get in your middle-income SUV that your wife insisted you buy instead of that black Mazda RX8 with the sound system and wearily head home. You pull up your driveway, and the garage isn’t spotless. You see oil stains and smell discarded tampons baking in the trashcan beside the heater. Inside, your wife frowns, throws a plate of cold, burnt pork chops and begins bitching at you for leaving your underwear on the floor.

    When you were dating, she waited on you hand and foot. You got a blowjob every night, and when you fucked, it was great because she stayed in shape for you. Now, you’re used to flabby, pale thighs and boobs that droop to disgustingly low depths. You’re used to biting your tongue when her sister says something so fucking retarded that your head might explode. You’re her whipping boy, bitch. You’re the modern, real-life version of Kunta Kinte.

    You have two choices now. One: sit there and take like it Whitney Houston. Or two: give her an excellent reason to shut the fuck up, clean up the garage, put the kibosh to her goddamned menstrual cycle and give you that pussy like it’s your bowl of Lucky Charms. If you, like myself, have any sort of testosterone in your bloodstream, you realize what needs done. The bitch needs hit.

    Sure, some may say that spousal abuse is horrible. That men who “resort to it” are cowards and should be punished to the full extent of the law.

    I disagree.

    I think that beating your wife should be not only legal, but embraced. I think, also, that it should be lawful to beat other men’s wives, girlfriends, daughters and concubines, when warranted. I also think that nothing proves manliness quite like thrashing things that are weaker than you. Small children, for instance.

    So, in this piece I hope I’ll be able to give you a few great techniques of getting the most out of your wife, and even promote the idea that domestic violence is cool.

    Let’s get started, shall we?

    First, in order to properly thump your wife, you must successfully remove any doubt that what you’re doing is morally wrong. After all, we don’t want you holding back.

    Consider these facts…

    -Women caused the fall of humanity.
    -Women are fickle.
    -Women get abortions.
    -Women like salad more than meat.
    -Hillary Clinton.

    And if you need more convincing than that, think about this: For the last 60 plus years, women have been shrieking like banshees for “equal rights.” Yet, they still aren’t eligible for the draft. They still get the majority of sympathy in a courtroom. They still have cleaner, more welcoming public bathrooms than we do (bathrooms including cappuccino machines and full living room sets, provided by Ethan Allen). They have all of the benefits and none of the responsibilities of equal rights.

    And it’s not us men who say shit about it; it’s women who vilify spousal abuse. Think about it… who is dubbed “The Most Powerful Woman in America?” Oprah. That’s right. Oprah fucking Winfrey. And if you’d take two seconds to turn on her shitty program, you’d see that all she bitches is about is the “pain” and “anguish” caused by “abusive men.” She actually demonizes guys like you or me. She makes it not okay to beat your wife. I say FUCK YOU, OPRAH.

    I mean really guys, do you want to start listening to her, now? Do you want to have to start respecting black women? Do you want, once a month, to read some horrible, hackneyed book about finding your vagina empowering? Do you want to trash all those high-res pictures of a 13-year-old Jennifer Love Hewitt rubbing her beautiful pink pussy? I’m not willing to make that sort of sacrifice. I have a feeling you agree.

    If you don’t agree, I’ve got one more piece of straw that might break the camel’s back (ironically allowing you to break your wife’s back with great vehemence). That is, on a more personal level, you may notice these simple facts: Your wife paints her face like a whore. She’s getting fat and her ass looks like an unfortunately-shaped balloon. Hell, the bitch has always been about as intelligent as the majority of Tucker Max’s fans.

    Face it buddy, your wife is an inflatable clown dummy. She has no worth to you other than maybe receiving a few kicks to the kidneys every now and then; and yet, the bitch still thinks that you owe her the “respect” of not cleaning out her clock. Well guess what? It’s time to set things straight: you’re the man and she’s the woman. “Wo-” means “lesser than” and I’ll be goddamned if I know a single man out there who does not abide by the basic fundamentals of mathematics.

    If she thinks it’s her responsibility to do anything other than cook, clean and conceive your children… if she does anything at all that you feel is unwomanly… then, my good man, it’s time to beat your wife.

    First, begin by punching that cunt right in that big, ugly, red nose, and let her fall on her back. Then, casually wait for her to rise. Proceed with the pounding until she’s deflated, emotionally and physically. If she doesn’t rise, kick her in the ribs. Be careful with her ovaries, though. You don’t want your future son to come out looking like Gilbert Gottfried. After all, when you’re too old to beat your whore, you’ll need somebody there so that you may vicariously beat other women. It’s the Circle of Life, and it moves us all.

    If your wife has the balls to hit you first, or even try to swing at you, then you should consider her a proverbial buffet for worms. There will be other, less “independent” women out there who will let you fatten their lips with a clean jab to the teeth. There will be other women out there who will let you smack your dick off their eyelids. There will be other women out there who will suck your balls while frying up some chicken. I promise you. Women might think they’re tough, but once you break their spirit, it’s easier than parallel-parking the new Lexus. Or what I like to call “curb-stomping fish in a barrel.”

    A few other tips for a fun, flawless beating:

    1. Include a list of acceptable excuses for the bruises on the visible parts of her body. Such excuses include, but are not limited to:

    “My husband and I have a wild sex life. He hits me and I enjoy it…sexually.”

    “I have low iron in my blood… these are from smelling the daisies my husband bought me. I love him and obey everything he says.”

    “I incorrectly put the mayo on the ham in his sandwich, and my husband set me straight.”

    2. Limit her ability to watch The View, Dateline, Oprah, and other television shows by not subscribing to cable. If you want to watch the game, go to the bar. If your wife bitches, you know what to do.

    3. Let her be conscious for awhile. This way, you can say neat things like, “Welcome to the jungle, bitch!” and have her hear it. It may ruin Guns N’ Roses for her, but really, women shouldn’t be listening to Rock n’ Roll music anyways.

    4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…

    “Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*

    “Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”

    5. Spit on her.

    6. Be arbitrary in what pisses you off. Think of it like this: if you hook an electrode up to one wire on a gerbil’s cage, the little bastard will eventually learn not to touch it. Your wife is similar. If you want to keep beating her, you can’t keep getting pissed off about things like, say, her perfume choice or the fact that a diet product exists in your household. You’ve got to make up new and exciting triggers. Think: old boyfriends or past mistakes. Goldmines.

    Or hell, if you don’t need to get pissed off, don’t worry about it. Just smack her around a little.

    7. Write your congressman. Get Hillary Clinton out of office.

    8. A bag of oranges leaves no bruises. So what’s the fun in that?

    9. Think Halo 2: Weapons are fun! A few of my personal favorites are…

    -Brass knuckles
    -Machetes
    -Car batteries with cables
    -Car batteries without cables (projectile)
    -Books (hardback only)
    -Dishes with unsatisfactory food still upon them
    -Empty beer bottles
    -Two-by-fours
    -And the new Nintendo Wii controller

    Use your imagination! Cut, bruise, slap and shit on, as you feel appropriate. The possibilities are endless!

    10. When all else fails, remember these words: “Float like butterfly, sting like a bee, apologize profusely, so you can knock her out again.”

    The End.

    Or is it?

    It’s the end when I say it is, bitch. Run me my bath water.

  45. Author is selfish April 10, 2009 at 3:11 pm #

    Women who are posting here acting like it’s always the guys fault are extraordinarily selfish. Just because you’ve been hurt and take solice in knowing that you can turn to the “girl power” on this post is f-ing ridiculous.

    I go WAY out of my way to please my wife and do favors for her. Per the post: When was the last time I suprised her with flowers? 2 days ago. When was the last time I told her she was a great lover? Last night while we were in bed. When was the last time I made time for family time? Yesterday when I used my lunch break from work to take my wife and son to the park.
    Sure, there’s husbands out there who treat their women like sh*t and expect the best out of their women. But there are plenty women too, and those women are too selfish to see it.

    My best friend in college is coming in tonight – I haven’t seen him in over 4 years. I want him to come over, meet my 9 month old son, and then we’ll go out to the bar to catch up for 2-3 hours. The reason why I haven’t seen him in 4 years is because my wife hates him and always forbade me to hang out with him after we got married. I obidiently listened for 4 f-ing years. But now I want him to meet my son and I want to catch up – and she is all over me about this… and she just went out with her friends last night, is going out with her friends next week, and I haven’t been able to go out in a month because I have to stay home and watch the kid.

    To my wife, who I do love most of the time, but I am now at the end of my rope because of how selfish and hypcritical you are: f*ck off, you stupid b*tch.

  46. thordora April 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm #

    Hmmm Mr Courage, I tried to email you, and SHOCKINGLY enough, your email bounced back. As it does for MOST of the men who comment here.

    So

    So here’s what I really don’t get-why do you marry these women? WHy do you google that she’s a bitch instead of getting a fucking divorce? Tried counselling? Tried asking, gee, why don’t you like my best friend? I’ve met women who hate their spouses best friends-there’s always a reason beyond gee, I don’t like his eyebrows.

    What were you expecting when you searched “my wife is a fucking bitch” or whatever other disrespectful terms? Applause? Flowers of your own? How do you tell her 2 days ago she’s a fantastic lover, then turn around and call her a selfish fucking bitch?

    Sounds a little childish to me. If you’re really unhappy, you’d leave, right? Or is it easier to just be an asshole behind her back?

    I’m now closing the comments on this post since I’m tired to death of men pretending they’re the good guy after calling their wives bitches on the internet. I’m sure all of your wives would be MUCH better off without you.

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