Please…I beg of you. Tell me this is a joke. Please, for the love of anything holy (I’m including hair shirts even) tell me this is not real.
With such delicacies as “Man Made Oysters” and “Creamy Cum Crepes”.
I’m fairly confident that this is not real. To start with, who in the HELL is your target audience, or your test subjects? You can’t just walk up to people at work saying “Hey, I came in this, want some?”
And can we talk about:
Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.
Now, I’ve called semen a lot of things in my life, but neither complex or dynamic were words that came into play. “Holy fuck I’m gonna be sick.” and “urgh! My tongue is coated in tadpoles” might have been thought at some point. Dynamic? That’s jargon in an office.
The comments are awesome though…
Who doesn’t want to eat more natural foods? These recipes are delightful and easy to make. The pasta with creamy alfredo sauce is delectable. And the Creme Brulee literally melts in your mouth.