Only when you’re 4

12 Jun

Begin Scene:

Afternoon light floods dingy living room-floor strewn with various toys and stuffed animals. Mother sits at computer, absently listening.

Child: I’m going to get nekid Mom!”

Mom: mmmkay.

Child tugs and pulls clothing off, throwing the wadded ball in a corner. Begins to run laps around the house. Stops in front of Mother, her back to her.

C: (grabbing her butt) Hey Mom, are these my butt lips?

End Scene.

2 Responses to “Only when you’re 4”

  1. bine June 13, 2008 at 7:03 am #

    ummm, yessss … why not? sounds like a sensible conclusion.

  2. bromac June 13, 2008 at 4:01 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! That’s Fantastic 🙂

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