Can I help you SIR?

18 Dec

I need a new winter coat, a real one, not some piece of crap from Frenchy’s.

If I get called “Sir” one more time, I’m going to freak the fuck out. This was bad enough when I was 17 and wore men’s trenchcoats. I mean come ON! Even under a jacket, BOOBS man BOOBS!

ARGH!

5 Responses to “Can I help you SIR?”

  1. jen December 18, 2007 at 11:32 am #

    he was obviously blind.

  2. Eden December 18, 2007 at 11:55 am #

    Tell them you’re going for it and getting The Operation and you want something to keep your new tits warm.

    (BTW: What size coat? E-mail me.)

  3. bine December 18, 2007 at 12:40 pm #

    eh … did he have a cane and a dog? that would explain things …

  4. Netter December 19, 2007 at 10:27 am #

    Couldn’t we have a non-gendered term of respect?

  5. thordora December 19, 2007 at 10:29 am #

    we do. Dude. šŸ™‚

    I suppose it is techincally gendered, but I like it.

    Just not using sir/maam would help.

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