I loves me some city bus action

28 Sep

Ah, I love the bus. I take it on Monday’s since I work a late day (11-7) and my car pool doesn’t on Mondays. Now, taking any city bus in any city is usually amusing, and today, here in ye old armpit, it was no different. Observed:

  • Slightly….off lady spends 15 minutes figuring out when the bus will return at her stop, despite the bus schedule she holds in her hands. Drives myself and bus driver nuts. Evidence of small drool line at mouth.
  • Man sits blocking small main street downtown, wanting to turn left, in spite of the LARGE NO LEFT TURN sign. Driver nicely reminds him he can’t turn left. “Why?” he asks. (please note the VAST effort the driver expended in NOT saying “How the FUCK should I know dumbass?”) Driver nicely points out sign. He turns left anyway, after he has held up traffic for 5 minutes.
  • Lady waiting for bus with a trucker hat, orange day glo tank top, fanny pack, spandex shorts and sandals with WHITE SOCKS. The fashion crimes this woman committed are too numerous to get into. It was just WRONG. (of course, not QUITE as wrong as the lovely piece of man-meat I saw the other day-kickboxing pants and half gloves as he walked down the street with the “I so fucking rock” strut. The mullet topped it all off…)

Just another icky day in the armpit.

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